Matt Damon & Sexiest Man Alive?

No offense to Matt Damon, but I feel the need to contest this title. No, no, no! How could he have beaten out Patrick Dempsey??

I get it, Matt Damon has a baby, is friends w/ past sexy men (Brad Pitt & the Clooney) but honestly, was this just a pity mention? Like, the staff at People kind of went, well he used to be hot, and we always featured him in past issues, so why not?

Dempsey is the winner, in my book. Great looks, great smile, wonderful family man, happily married. What else could you want?

Man. People needs to survey their readers more. How could you have missed this perfect man?

I vote for a recall!

pictures from P-Dempsey.com